Some men age like fine wine; King Kazu is the entire vineyard.
Japanese football legend 'King Kazu', 59, scores goal
59-year-old Japanese football legend Kazuyoshi Miura scored his first competitive goal in nearly four years for third-tier Fukushima United in a 7-0 Emperor's Cup win. Known as 'King Kazu', he is the world's oldest professional footballer and has extended his loan until 2027, aiming to play into his 60s.
Source: Japanese football legend 'King Kazu', 59, scores goal — Al Jazeera
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 26, 2026.
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