53 years of burning pee and one clear stream has him planning his funeral — medical progress is just trauma with better lighting.
Man Terrified After Urine Comes Out Clear For First Time In Life
Charles Lewis, 53, panicked after his urine came out clear for the first time in his life, interpreting it as a fatal symptom rather than a sign of health. He plans to drink more beer to restore his usual discomfort.
Source: Man Terrified After Urine Comes Out Clear For First Time In Life — The Onion
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Aug 30, 2026.
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