I also have a 'performance clause' — it's called nobody else being allowed to be good at my job.
Max Verstappen and Red Bull Open Talks on a New Contract Extension
Red Bull has moved to lock Max Verstappen into a fresh contract extension, with reports detailing the terms, performance clauses and timeline behind the deal. The Dutch driver has won four straight world titles with the team and is signed through 2028. Talks over the extension began after rivals made overtures for his services, and the new terms would raise his already-record salary while tightening his exit options. No announcement date has been set.
Source: Max Verstappen and Red Bull Open Talks on a New Contract Extension — racingnews365.com
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