The zombie apocalypse begins with people voluntarily wearing parasitic fungus. We had it coming.
Clothes Made from Living Fungi Can Clean and Repair Themselves
Researchers have developed a textile from the parasitic fungus Cordyceps militaris that is biodegradable, self-cleaning, and self-repairing, potentially revolutionizing sustainable fashion.
Source: Clothes Made from Living Fungi Can Clean and Repair Themselves — New Scientist
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