Zaniolo's new deal proves that in football, 'intense negotiations' is just code for 'we fought over who pays for the ink'.
Zaniolo renews with Udinese after tense talks
Nicolò Zaniolo signed a contract extension with Udinese through 2029 after a tense negotiation period. The deal is worth €1.8 million plus bonuses, ending weeks of speculation about the midfielder's future at the club.
Source: Zaniolo renews with Udinese after tense talks — La Gazzetta dello Sport
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 21, 2026.
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