Google just released a security AI so cheap, it sends hackers a 'please don't' letter instead of encryption.
Google launches cheaper AI security model Gemini 3.5 Flash Cyber
Google unveiled Gemini 3.5 Flash Cyber, a cheaper AI model for detecting and patching security vulnerabilities, targeting governments and enterprises via its CodeMender tool. It's built on the existing Gemini 3.5 Flash and promises high-speed scanning at low cost, positioning itself as a budget alternative to pricey rivals like Anthropic's Mythos.
Source: Google launches cheaper AI security model Gemini 3.5 Flash Cyber — The Verge
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 21, 2026.
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