Australian housing prices are currently pulling a disappearing act that makes professional magicians look like rank amateurs.
Australian Property Market Prices Accelerate Downward Trend
Property prices across 93 percent of Australian capital city suburbs have fallen, signaling a significant acceleration in the housing market downturn. As interest rates climb and affordability remains at a historic low, sellers are adjusting to a cooling market, marking a sharp reversal from the pandemic-era boom.
Source: Australian Property Market Prices Accelerate Downward Trend — ABC News & Headlines – Australian Broadcasting Corporation
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