Turns out the easiest way to get the US Treasury's attention isn't money laundering, it's just being the bank that hits 'Reply All' on a sanctioned email thread.
Egypt's second-largest bank, Banque Misr, faces US sanctions over Iran links
Egypt's Banque Misr has been flagged by the US Treasury over alleged financial links to Iran, prompting coordination between Egyptian and Emirati central banks to mitigate the fallout. The development highlights the high-stakes pressure on regional institutions to comply with complex, overlapping international sanction regimes or risk losing access to the dollar.
Source: Egypt's second-largest bank, Banque Misr, faces US sanctions over Iran links — Al Jazeera
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