NS&I is basically that one friend who 'forgets' they owe you twenty quid until you've already moved cities and changed your number.
You Can Still Claim Premium Bond Prizes Decades After The Draw
NS&I has reminded bond holders that unclaimed prizes remain valid indefinitely, meaning people can claim winnings from years or even decades ago. While the system is designed to notify winners, changing addresses and lost documentation often mean thousands of prizes sit dormant in the Treasury's coffers waiting for discovery.
Source: You Can Still Claim Premium Bond Prizes Decades After The Draw — This is Money
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Aug 5, 2026.
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