Nothing says 'we're all doomed' like watching billionaires race to New Zealand in real time, and honestly, that's the only doomscrolling I enjoy.
Apocalypse Early Warning System counts the private planes in the sky right now
A new app tracks private jet departures as a pre-apocalypse warning, betting the wealthy will bolt first. It's a grimly amusing barometer of privilege, turning rich people's escape plans into our early-warning signal.
Source: Apocalypse Early Warning System counts the private planes in the sky right now — BoingBoing
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