The only thing slower than a turtle is the realization that smuggling 800 of them won't work.
The Bronx Zoo rescues 800 endangered turtles from 'unprecedented surge in trafficking'
The Bronx Zoo has rescued and rehabilitated more than 800 North American box turtles since 2024, part of an unprecedented surge in trafficking. Confiscated at New York airports, the turtles arrived dehydrated and injured. After care, they are placed in zoos or returned to the wild, aiding conservation efforts.
Source: The Bronx Zoo rescues 800 endangered turtles from 'unprecedented surge in trafficking' — Good Good Good
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