0.87 children per woman isn't a birthrate, it's a cry for help and a spreadsheet that said 'build an app.'
Singapore Launches National Dating Service To Raise Its 0.87 Birthrate
Singapore's government launched FirstDate, a state-backed dating app limited to users aged 21 to 35, a cap set explicitly around fertility. It matches partners using the Gale-Shapley Stable Marriage algorithm rather than swipes. So far this year, 265 couples who met on the app have married. The service is one response to a national birthrate of 0.87 children per woman.
Source: Singapore Launches National Dating Service To Raise Its 0.87 Birthrate — Neatorama
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