The only thing more useless than a Tesco divider is the government that thinks it's a national crisis.
Not putting a divider on the conveyor belt at Tesco: the next nine tiny crimes Burnham is focusing his government on
Andy Burnham's government targets petty annoyances: missing conveyor-belt dividers, misleading parking charges, card-machine tips, and Amazon's hidden pay-to-watch films. Critics say it's a distraction from real issues, but Burnham insists fixing these micro-irritations will restore public faith. Legislation is already being drafted for the divider rule.
Source: Not putting a divider on the conveyor belt at Tesco: the next nine tiny crimes Burnham is focusing his government on — The Daily Mash
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