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Trump offers $5,000 'bribe' to voters in bid to secure Congressional control
President Donald Trump has pledged a $5,000 payout to every adult American if the Republican Party retains control of the House and Senate in the upcoming Midterms. The proposal, which could cost $1.3 trillion, has drawn sharp criticism from political analysts who warn that the move demeans the presidency and mimics historical electioneering tactics used by failing regimes.
Source: Trump offers $5,000 'bribe' to voters in bid to secure Congressional control — Daily Mirror
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Sep 10, 2026.
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