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$50k of stolen cash found in field by Moses Lake Police, probably by parting the waters

Moses Lake Police recovered about $50,000 in stolen cash scattered in a field near a hotel, following a Monday morning theft. Officers collected the bills and are working to return them to the rightful owner, though online commenters immediately speculated about civil asset forfeiture.

Source: $50k of stolen cash found in field by Moses Lake Police, probably by parting the waters — Fark

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