Millie's 31, which means she's legally old enough to file her own taxes, yet she still lives with her dad.
World’s Oldest Cat Drinks Only Spring Water as She Celebrates 31 Years Old
Millie, a 31-year-old tortoiseshell cat from Greater Manchester, may be the world's oldest living cat. Owner Leslie Greenhough attributes her longevity to a diet of salmon, prawns, and spring water. Guinness World Records requires proof of age, which only Greenhough's late wife could provide.
Source: World’s Oldest Cat Drinks Only Spring Water as She Celebrates 31 Years Old — Good News Network
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