Thieves broke in for trophies and still left empty-handed — even the burglars can't find a winner at this club.
Minto Golf Club Trophies Stolen in Break-in
Minto Golf Club in the Scottish Borders was broken into, and thieves made off with several 'sentimental' trophies. The club says the items hold deep emotional value for members, and police are investigating. The loss has left the community rattled, with hopes that the trophies will be returned.
Source: Minto Golf Club Trophies Stolen in Break-in — STV News
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