The Galaxy Watch 9 is 0.2mm thinner, which means I can finally fit my wrist under a door.
Samsung Galaxy Watch 9 vs Watch Ultra 2: Incremental Upgrades Spark Online Debate
Samsung unveiled the Galaxy Watch 9 and Galaxy Watch Ultra 2, two new smartwatches with incremental upgrades. The Watch 9 features a slightly thinner bezel and a new bio-sensor, while the Watch Ultra 2 adds a titanium case and ultra-bright display. Pre-orders are live in India, with prices starting at ₹29,999.
Source: Samsung Galaxy Watch 9 vs Watch Ultra 2: Incremental Upgrades Spark Online Debate — CNET
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