The only thing longer than the Eels' rebuild is the list of excuses their fans already have ready for 2027.
Eels defend Jarome Luai's 2027 signing ahead of move
Parramatta Eels coach Jason Ryles stands by the signing of Jarome Luai, who will join the club for the 2027 season before moving on. The one-season deal has raised eyebrows, but Ryles insists the club is building for the future.
Source: Eels defend Jarome Luai's 2027 signing ahead of move — ABC News AU
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 22, 2026.
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