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Vinicius Jr to Arsenal twist? Liverpool bid huge – but he's staying put
Arsenal and Liverpool are reportedly in the race for Real Madrid's Vinicius Jr, with a twist in the saga and a huge bid from Liverpool, but the likely outcome is that he stays at Madrid.
Source: Vinicius Jr to Arsenal twist? Liverpool bid huge – but he's staying put — London Evening Standard
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