Newcastle lost by one point after losing two players to injury — that's not a close loss, that's a cinematic tragedy.
DCE ices Roosters win as Knights lose Lucas, Brown to serious injuries
The Sydney Roosters edged the Newcastle Knights 23-22 in a thrilling NRL clash, with Daly Cherry-Evans kicking a match-winning field goal and James Tedesco scoring a hat-trick, while the Knights suffered serious injuries to key players Lucas and Brown.
Source: DCE ices Roosters win as Knights lose Lucas, Brown to serious injuries — Sydney Morning Herald
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 24, 2026.
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