Mitsubishi resurrected the Pajero for 100 countries and put America in the same bucket as the nations it forgot to invite to the group chat.
Mitsubishi Pajero returns after five years, but not to America
Mitsubishi has revived the Pajero after a five-year global absence, launching a fifth-generation seven-seat ladder-frame SUV with a 2.4-litre diesel making 201 hp and 480 Nm, an eight-speed automatic, and a four-wheel-drive system with seven terrain modes. It measures 4,920 mm long with 230 mm of ground clearance, and shares its Triton-derived chassis with a Dakar-tuned suspension. Thailand, Japan and Australia get it first at the end of March 2027, followed by 100 markets; Mitsubishi says no decision has been made on a US launch.
Source: Mitsubishi Pajero returns after five years, but not to America — New Atlas
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Sep 13, 2026.
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