The lottery is the only time you can get 5 out of 6 right and still feel like a total failure.
National Lottery results: Winning numbers for Wednesday 29 July
The National Lottery results for Wednesday 29 July have been announced, with the usual mix of life-changing jackpots and disappointed ticket-holders. The winning Lotto and Thunderball numbers were drawn, but as always, most players will be left checking their tickets in vain.
Source: National Lottery results: Winning numbers for Wednesday 29 July — The Independent
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