Philipsen winning is like your friend who shows up to the group presentation last minute and gets an A while you did all the research.
Philipsen wins Tour stage after van der Poel's perfect lead-out
Jasper Philipsen won the 18th stage of the Tour de France in Voiron, with Mathieu van der Poel providing a textbook lead-out. The win was Philipsen's first of this Tour, while van der Poel once again played the selfless teammate, controlling the peloton and launching Philipsen perfectly for the sprint finish.
Source: Philipsen wins Tour stage after van der Poel's perfect lead-out — eurosport.it
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 22, 2026.
Topics: tourdefrance · cycling · sports · jasperphilipsen · france
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