The third-place playoff is the only event where the attendance is lower than the number of players on the pitch.
England v France 3rd place play off to be watched by at least 20 or 30 people worldwide, insist FIFA
FIFA and TV bosses claim the England-France third-place World Cup playoff will attract only 20-30 viewers worldwide, mocking the match's lack of stakes despite featuring two football powerhouses.
Source: England v France 3rd place play off to be watched by at least 20 or 30 people worldwide, insist FIFA — NewsThump
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