Poland spent two hours negotiating with a moose. The moose spent two hours not knowing Poland exists.
Moose on the tracks causes train delays in Poland
A loose moose wandered onto the tracks between Warsaw West and Warsaw Central stations on Sunday evening, prompting rail operator PLK to suspend service on platforms 3 and 4. The company nicknamed the animal Emil and said railway staff and animal experts were working on a relocation plan, joking that he would return to his habitat safely but not by rail. Officials later tranquilized the moose and moved it to a wooded area away from the tracks, and normal service resumed.
Source: Moose on the tracks causes train delays in Poland — UPI Odd News
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