The only thing preventing a sectarian civil war in Ireland was everyone agreeing the guy who said it is a moron.
Trump's Ireland reunification remark dismissed as 'drunk uncle' rambling
US President Donald Trump suggested Ireland should reunify 'as soon as possible' during a golf trip, a comment that would normally trigger a major diplomatic crisis and unrest. Taoiseach Micheál Martin noted even paramilitaries dismissed it as nonsense, while DUP's Emma Little-Pengelly mocked his garbled phrasing about 'one of the naturals of all time.' Both sides treated it as the ramblings of an addled old man in a Doonbeg bar, not actual policy.
Source: Trump's Ireland reunification remark dismissed as 'drunk uncle' rambling — The Daily Mash
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Sep 14, 2026.
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