The last time this mile record was set, most of today's runners were still a twinkle in their parents' eyes.
Men's mile record broken for first time since 1999
British runner Josh Kerr ran the mile in 3 minutes 42.66 seconds, shattering a 25-year-old record. The previous mark, set in 1999, was considered nearly untouchable, making Kerr's achievement a historic milestone in track and field.
Source: Men's mile record broken for first time since 1999 — CBS News
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