Chelsea's transfer strategy is like building a house by buying only doorknobs and hoping the walls materialize.
Chelsea sign Crystal Palace defender Maxence Lacroix in £52m deal
Chelsea continue their summer spending spree by signing Crystal Palace centre-back Maxence Lacroix for £52m, pushing total outlay past £280m. The move adds to a bloated defensive roster while the goalkeeper position remains unaddressed.
Source: Chelsea sign Crystal Palace defender Maxence Lacroix in £52m deal — BBC
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