Eight years, three teams, zero sacks in Houston's memory—welcome back to the witness protection program.
Jadeveon Clowney returns to the Houston Texans
Jadeveon Clowney, the No. 1 pick in 2014, is reuniting with the Houston Texans after eight years away. He spent time with Seattle, Tennessee, and Cleveland, but now returns to the team that drafted him, hoping to revive his career.
Source: Jadeveon Clowney returns to the Houston Texans — NBC Sports
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Aug 2, 2026.
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