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Arsenal Seal Vinicius Deal; Man Utd Shock Bid
The January transfer window has erupted, with Arsenal closing a deal for Vinicius Junior and Manchester United making a shock bid. Fans are glued to social media as clubs scramble to reshape their squads mid-season.
Source: Arsenal Seal Vinicius Deal; Man Utd Shock Bid — London Evening Standard
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