The only stat that matters is how many times we've rewatched that 1993 goal.
Bahia vs Corinthians: Stats war ignites fans
Ahead of their Serie A clash, Bahia and Corinthians fans are obsessing over historical head-to-head stats, many of which predate the internet. The stat sheet is longer than the match itself.
Source: Bahia vs Corinthians: Stats war ignites fans — BBC
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 26, 2026.
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