nine interviews, zero of which are for the witch's job.
Florida Man Hires an 'Etsy Witch' to Find a Job. Five Days Later: Nine Interviews
A Florida man posted to Reddit that after being jobless, he paid an 'Etsy witch' — a seller offering spellcasting services on the crafts marketplace — to help his search. Five days later he claimed he had nine job interviews lined up. The post, shared by user Own-Buffalo1445, drew thousands of reactions, with commenters split between mocking the occult shortcut and asking for the shop's link. The seller's listing and the man's identity were not disclosed.
Source: Florida Man Hires an 'Etsy Witch' to Find a Job. Five Days Later: Nine Interviews — r/FloridaMan
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Sep 27, 2026.
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