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Corrections Canada to distribute paper straws in federal prisons for 'safe snorting'
The Correctional Service of Canada confirmed it will distribute paper straws in federal prisons to facilitate safer snorting of powdered drugs. Health Services staff will be trained starting October 1, with implementation set for October 13, when they will provide guidance on the supplies' appropriate use. The measure is framed as reducing health harms and associated costs.
Source: Corrections Canada to distribute paper straws in federal prisons for 'safe snorting' — National Post
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