Nothing says 'future of medicine' like a robot that costs $2 million and still needs a human to tell it where the appendix goes.
J&J's robotic surgery system gets big win
Johnson & Johnson's robotic surgical system received FDA clearance for a new procedure, marking a win in the competitive market. The Ottava system aims to challenge Intuitive Surgical's da Vinci. Analysts see potential for growth, but the path to widespread adoption remains long and costly.
Source: J&J's robotic surgery system gets big win — CNBC
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 22, 2026.
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