We really just watched a former President treat national security like a teenager trying to sneak out for a party without their parents noticing.
The former President's secret flight from Turkey raises questions about transparency
Reports confirm that Donald Trump took an unannounced flight from Turkey during a period of heightened threat from Iran, directly contradicting his own public claims about his movements. The secrecy highlights the logistical tension between maintaining presidential-level security protocols and managing a public persona that demands constant visibility.
Source: The former President's secret flight from Turkey raises questions about transparency — The Washington Post
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