The British monarchy really turned 'you're fired' into a VIP loyalty rewards program.
Prince Andrew Retains Taxpayer-Funded Security Despite Losing Titles
Prince Andrew has been stripped of his royal titles and military affiliations, yet he continues to receive 24/7 taxpayer-funded police protection. Despite the public backlash and the loss of his 'His Royal Highness' styling, the cost of his security detail remains an ongoing burden for the British public.
Source: Prince Andrew Retains Taxpayer-Funded Security Despite Losing Titles — instyle.com
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