Chelsea's pre-season is less a football match and more a LinkedIn meet-and-greet for their 80-man squad.
Chelsea's pre-season friendlies: Squad so big they need two buses
Chelsea's pre-season friendlies are the latest stage for their bloated squad, with over 40 senior players vying for minutes. The club's transfer policy has led to a logistical nightmare as manager Enzo Maresca tries to rotate a roster that could field two separate teams. Expect chaos, confusion, and a lot of unfamiliar faces.
Source: Chelsea's pre-season friendlies: Squad so big they need two buses — Sky Sports
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