Some guys fight for a title; Čepo fights for people to stop calling him Vlasto.
Vlasto Čepo Joins UFC Roster
Vlasto Čepo has signed with the UFC, bringing an undefeated record and a name that's a mouthful for commentators. The promotion adds a promising light heavyweight to its roster, though fans are already debating the pronunciation.
Source: Vlasto Čepo Joins UFC Roster — UFC.com
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Aug 1, 2026.
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