Football transfers are just hostage negotiations with better lighting.
Palmeiras increases offer for Botafogo's Danilo to R$ 160 million
Palmeiras ups its bid for Botafogo midfielder Danilo to R$160 million, but Botafogo is reluctant to sell and may even play him this weekend, frustrating the rival club's plans.
Source: Palmeiras increases offer for Botafogo's Danilo to R$ 160 million — UOL
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 22, 2026.
Topics: palmeiras · botafogo · danilo · football · transfernews
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