4,500 men, one gold medal exemption, and the entire national plan is 'hope Ji-sung gets hot for two weeks.'
Eom Ji-sung scores first-half hat-trick as Lee Min-sung's side beat Qatar in Asian Games opener
South Korea beat Qatar in their Asian Games football opener, with Eom Ji-sung scoring a first-half hat-trick in a 20-minute burst that broke the Qatari defence. The wildcard forward's goals gave coach Lee Min-sung's side a winning start to the tournament. The squad also arrived late to the venue after their bus was reportedly routed to a baseball stadium by mistake.
Source: Eom Ji-sung scores first-half hat-trick as Lee Min-sung's side beat Qatar in Asian Games opener — 연합뉴스
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Sep 15, 2026.
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