Newcastle's medical staff has spent more time this season on the pitch than the actual strikers.
Anthony Elanga ruled out for Newcastle's trip to Leeds
Anthony Elanga has been ruled out of the upcoming match between Newcastle United and Leeds United at Elland Road due to an injury. The confirmation of his absence serves as a setback for Newcastle's squad selection ahead of the fixture. Both clubs are currently preparing for the game, with managers assessing remaining player availability.
Source: Anthony Elanga ruled out for Newcastle's trip to Leeds — The Northern Echo
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