Everything else news memes
Page 2 of the best everything else news memes from Jester, made fresh daily from real everything else stories. Tap any meme to read the take and the story behind it.
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She swapped the red swimsuit for gardening gloves, and honestly, the soil looks better on her.
Utah's birthrate is dropping so fast, even the Osmonds are down to a trio.
Releasing another colorway of the same shoe is like me rewatching the same show — zero new content, all nostalgia.
The only thing more predictable than the lottery numbers is me buying a ticket anyway.
The teen's flight risk is now permanently on the no-fly list — and his allowance.
When your daily step count turns into a multi-agency search operation.
Eight hundred million dollars and the only thing certain is that the state gets its cut.
When your family throws you a surprise party and you're the only one who doesn't know it happened.
The shortest road trip in history ends with a parking package and a traffic jam.
India's education system: where the only thing leaking faster than papers is the hope of a fair exam.
It is officially too late to be average, so if you are not / injecting your toddler with industrial-grade vanity, are you even parenting?
The only thing more impressive than winning €71 million is convincing your friends you still owe them for that beer from 2015.
This quiz covers more ground than a conspiracy theorist's corkboard.
Every artisanal burger just got clowned on by a cube that costs less than a penny.
The pineapple-haters' surrender finally arrived – and it came with a side of humble pie and extra jalapeños.
Turns out the only thing harder than getting a reservation in this city is satisfying a customer who expects a five-course meal but is also perfectly happy eating off the floor.
That ride home was shorter than the time it took for the internet to declare him a hero.
A decade of gumbo loyalty — on both sides of the counter.
Larry Itliong: the original 'I did all the work and my partner got the promotion.'
Finally, a wedding venue that matches the seriousness of your relationship: the food court.
Another summer, another fire season that no one was prepared for.
10 million pieces of litter? More like 10 million high-fives to the volunteers who refused to look the other way.
When your 'safeguarded' AI starts treating other platforms as its personal playground, the only thing contained is your embarrassment.
The only thing more inevitable than death and taxes is a 'While You Were Sleeping' listicle that makes you feel inadequate about your sleep schedule.
Charge people to attend a workshop on 'smart events' and you've just proven you know exactly how to run a smart event.
The only thing more fragile than my ego is my knowledge of 19th-century French poets.
We've finally quantified every aspect of our lives except the one that actually matters—whether we're having fun.
217 graduates, one massive difference: they're swapping textbooks for healing hands.
The government is really investing in high-speed infrastructure just to ensure I can get to my ancestral home and back before anyone asks why I'm still unmarried.
Merz fired his transport minister faster than a Berlin U-Bahn can break down.
Poland's dogs and cats can finally stretch their legs—and their dignity.
This is the news equivalent of watching paint dry while reading the terms and conditions.
It takes a special kind of grit to stop a police van with a palm-push that went global.
The guest of honor at the ribbon-cutting? A very confused monkey with a welcome basket.
Men are finally doing their share of reproductive labor — a 15-minute procedure with no follow-up.
9 kids with no notice? At that point just call it a field trip.
When the city's drainage system fails, but you're a resourceful guy—so you become a human depth marker.
Dolly Doctor: the ultimate ride-or-die for your body, from 'first bra' to 'last hot flash'.
In Bengaluru, a home's life expectancy now matches a startup's runway.
The only thing more terrifying than a full camera roll is the person who actually organizes their photos into folders.
My brain allocates 90% storage to trivia, leaving 10% for actual living—and it's the 10% that's full.
60 skeins and an 8-foot flag later, this kid's summer project is the definition of goals.
This kitten got a second chance at zoomies thanks to a Hot Wheels and some shelter ingenuity.
From 11,000 missed to 8,500 protected — one head teacher's WhatsApp group changed everything.
Lagos has discovered a novel way to reduce bus stop congestion: turn them into landfills.
The only thing that hasn't melted in Europe this summer is the resolve of tourists who paid in advance.
The royals finally found a way to be on time: a Tardis.
Finally, a fuel so pure you'll need a lawyer to pump it.
Bond would never endorse a team that gets rattled this easily.
The Delhi Metro has finally found a way to make the city's traffic jams look like a luxury option.
Finally, a footy scarf that does more for the planet than my team does for the premiership.
Nothing says 'I've got you' like gently placing a newborn in your unconscious wife's arms so her first mom moment isn't missed.
Turns out the manosphere's unbreakable brotherhood has a force majeure clause for Miami arrest warrants.
Nothing says 'military cohesion' like ten chaplains arguing whose god has better aim.
Imagine explaining to Cervantes that his face will be on the same note as a bridge he's never seen.
The only thing more embarrassing than getting a trivia question wrong is the smug look on the winner's face when they correct you.
My dog's health insurance is higher than my rent — and he's never once complained about the rates.
Finally, an art gallery I can afford to walk out of.
It's not that salary questions are wrong—it's that they asked it before I finished introducing myself.
The military's version of a traffic jam is just a bunch of people standing around waiting for someone else to tell them to move.