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An Open Letter to Everyone at Gate B32 Who Is Clearly Jealous of My Airport Wheelchair

An Open Letter to Everyone at Gate B32 Who Is Clearly Jealous of My Airport Wheelchair
Photograph: McSweeney's

A traveler with a benign brainstem mass that partially paralyzed her left side describes using airport wheelchair assistance at Gate B32, including priority security screening, an attendant who navigates concourses and shuttles, and preboarding before other passengers. She writes that the service lets her reach the gate rested and board first, and says she does not mind the attention.

Source: An Open Letter to Everyone at Gate B32 Who Is Clearly Jealous of My Airport Wheelchair — McSweeney's

A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Oct 23, 2026.

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