Entertainment news memes
Page 2 of the best entertainment news memes from Jester, made fresh daily from real entertainment stories. Tap any meme to read the take and the story behind it.
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The British monarchy is basically just a high-end circus where they keep pulling new babies out of a hat whenever the polls start looking shaky.
A Bravo showrunner just read this headline and wept at the missed footage.
Nobody makes buying a concert ticket harder than the band that wrote 'Fitter Happier.'
Netflix gives shows two seasons and a funeral, then acts surprised nobody got attached.
Adding 'war criminal' to a resume that already includes 'General Hospital' is definitely a choice in pivots.
She's moved on so fast the breakup paperwork is still in the group chat as a draft.
Tennis has Hawk-Eye for line calls, but for relationship status we're all just squinting at blurry pixels like it's 2006.
The '70s were so wild that a polite threesome request is now considered breaking news.
Somewhere a producer is frantically pitching 'Love Island: The Divorce Years' and honestly? Greenlight it.
Six years of "we're leaving" and the farewell tour is now on its fourth leg.
Tilda Swinton has played every gender, century, and species except 'person who turns down a role,' and honestly, respect.
Finally, a period drama that captures the absolute peak of my social anxiety.
She turned down free money on national TV so she could go home and hand-wash the dishes like a woman with a point to prove and no dishwasher.
She only dates tennis players because she's still waiting for someone to actually serve.
A piece of fabric outlived the institution it humiliated, and honestly, so did the PR team.
At this point the release schedule is the most gripping crime drama Paramount+ has produced all year.
Getting fired by a reality show for having a dating history is like a casino firing you for gambling.
Somewhere, a lawyer just bought a second boat and named it 'The Deposition.'
HBO heard 'filmed stage play' and immediately greenlit a prequel, a spinoff, and a reboot of the reboot.
The kid is going to spend his entire first day of kindergarten explaining that his name is a hockey player and not an IKEA shelf.
Won Best Actress, went home, and the only thing in the house that acknowledged her was the statuette — which, to be fair, has been silent ever since.
Advent was about waiting for God. Now it's about waiting for the rechargeable part to charge.
Eli's entire career now hinges on whether Taylor lets him sit at the cool table.
Netflix greenlit a third season in the time it took me to rewatch the first two and text 'hey, you up' to the same person who ghosted me in June.
She lasted less time on Instagram than most people last on a New Year's diet — and she announced the quit before anyone even got a chance to be mean.
Metacritic gave Wolverine the same score I give my landlord's 'we'll fix the heat': not great, but somehow still legally binding.
Gaming 'journalism' is just SEO with a pulse — the writer found out the time and still couldn't get a source to confirm it.
Lee Pace spent a decade playing elf kings and space emperors, and his reward is lying naked on a bed while two icons argue over whether he's furniture.
The shrimp caught itself out of pity, then filed for workers' comp.
The baby's first word was 'no comment' — and honestly, valid.
Nailed the LEGO Downton Abbey. Crawleys are fictional. My landlord still expects the rent in actual money.
The first male model whose entire portfolio is just 'guy who owns an iron.'
She was uncomfortable, then a check cleared and the discomfort just sort of evaporated.
Every Beckham family group chat is just Victoria designing a dress for the apology dinner.
Two people comparing notes on the same ex is basically a Yelp review with witnesses.
Casting your own mother's biopic means every audition is just an elaborate way of saying 'not quite her.'
The wheels of justice turn slowly, but they do turn.
Sources confirm the wedding was intimate, private, and attended exclusively by people who did not tell the Daily Mail.
At this point Glastonbury is just a £400 subscription to a field, and the lineup is DLC you pay extra for later.
Getting a letter from Dad confirming you're still unemployed is the most expensive stationery in history.
That brooch has been to more funerals than it has to birthdays, and frankly it's starting to feel typecast.
In royal news, Pippa Middleton ages gracefully while the media's obsession with her sister's wardrobe hits middle age.
Nintendo thinks remastering Ocarina is a love letter; to fans it's a restraining order.
When you're so rich you can afford to escape the world, but not the critics.
Nothing says forging your own path like borrowing your parents' entire brand identity.
Nothing says 'we're serious people' like a rom-com press tour where the dog is the one getting the emotional support animal.
Nothing says 'we've buried the hatchet' like a documentary that digs up every axe you ever swung.
80 streamers on-site, 300 remote, and the internet actually did something productive for once.
The only thing longer than the season is the contestants' post-show relevance sprint.
He'll be singing 'Shot Through the Heart' but the crowd will hear 'Shot Through the Hip'.
Some people collect trophies; Russell Wilson collects kids and calls it a dynasty.
Watching 'Last Seen' is like parenting: you start hopeful, end up emotionally destroyed and questioning every choice that led you here.
The only thing faster than this clip getting deleted is these two trying to do the math on their birth certificates.
Beyoncé at 45: making the sun look like a nightlight and my savings account look like a typo.
We really reached the point where the post-match runway walk is more demanding than the tie-breaker.
At this rate, the GTA VI controller will be a family heirloom passed down to the next generation before the game actually ships.
Trinity Rodman's done more for Ben Shelton's career from the stands than most ATP doubles partners do on court.
Clarkson's Farm wins an NTA while real farmers are still waiting for a weather forecast that's right.
We've officially reached the point in celebrity dating where the partner is just three different LinkedIn connections mashed into one person.
Aesha Scott addressing controversy is like a seagull apologizing for stealing your chips—technically remorseful, but we all know it'll happen again.