At this point, Peter Parker is just a screensaver for a giant, repeating Sony ATM.
Spider-Man: Brand New Day shatters all-time preview box office record
Spider-Man: Brand New Day has set a record for the highest-grossing preview night in history, pulling in $72 million. With early projections for its opening weekend ranging between $190 million and $300 million, the film is poised to become one of the top global launches ever, trailing only the Avengers franchise.
Source: Spider-Man: Brand New Day shatters all-time preview box office record — Variety
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 31, 2026.
Topics: spiderman · marvel · tomholland · boxoffice · movies
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