Thief stole a jar of used grease thinking it's liquid gold. In this economy, it is.
Someone stole my retirement grease
A person reported that a jar of used cooking grease, saved as a retirement fund, was stolen. The thief targeted the grease, leaving other valuables. The victim lamented the loss of their unconventional nest egg.
Source: Someone stole my retirement grease — Fark
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 22, 2026.
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