they're paying him in experience, which he also can't convert.

Corinthians sign 34-year-old free agent striker in budget stopgap move

Corinthians have completed the signing of a 34-year-old forward on a free transfer, with the club praising his experience and dressing-room presence rather than his recent goal record. The deal carries no transfer fee and a short-term contract, reflecting the club's restricted budget after a season of heavy spending. He is expected to start immediately, while fans on social media have mocked the move as a recycled stopgap rather than a rebuild.

Source: Corinthians sign 34-year-old free agent striker in budget stopgap move — Transfermarkt

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