Crocodiles: the only government employees that actually do their job.
Israel turns to crocodiles to guard prisons
Israel approved using crocodiles in prison moats to deter escapes. Inmates now weigh freedom against becoming lunch. Early reports show zero escape attempts, but the reptile union is negotiating for higher-quality snacks.
Source: Israel turns to crocodiles to guard prisons — r/nottheonion
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 20, 2026.
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