the FBI now has a 7'1" special agent who cannot go undercover, fit in a sedan, or stop talking
Shaq Named Honorary FBI Special Agent, Immediately Argues With the Internet About It
The FBI named Shaquille O'Neal an honorary special agent, and San Angelo's police chief graduated from the FBI Academy standing next to him. The 7-foot-1 Hall of Famer has spent the week arguing with the internet over the credential — a fight that has now outlived the actual news cycle. No word on whether the Bureau's undercover division was consulted.
Source: Shaq Named Honorary FBI Special Agent, Immediately Argues With the Internet About It — 11Alive.com
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Sep 22, 2026.
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